Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Troy goes el-scrimpo for summer concerts

 Looking at the free concert schedules in and around the home district, it feels like Troy has decided to go el-scrimpo this year. That is to say, not as much entertainment as usual, as the budget is being redistributed elsewhere.


The annual Rockin' on The River series at Riverfront Park has been "paused" for this year. Seems to me the money is being diverted for one of Mayor Carmella Mantello's fever dream projects. Not good. They're still doing the Wake Up Wednesday series at Ryan's Wake on River Street, though.

But, the biggest hit is the Powers Park series, reduced to just 2 shows this year, both with a 1 pm start, and running until 8:30 pm.

July 11:

1 pm: Psycho Mutton Chops.

3 pm: Brian Kane & The Beginning.

6 pm: Skeeter Creek.

August 15:

1 pm: Ishikawa (Allman Brothers tribute).

3 pm: Stones Alive (Rolling Stones tribute, of course).

6 pm: Legacy (Styx tribute).

Wake Up Wednesdays began its 2026 season on May 20, and continues through July 1. Next Step Federal Credit Union is the event sponsor. The remaining lineup:

Tomorrow: The Revival, featuring Alyssa Crosby (ex-The Voice).

June 17: Yacht Club.

June 24: Highway Boys (Zach Bryan tribute).

July 1: Legend (Journey tribute).

The city will still have its annual Pig Out and Chowderfest events at Riverfront Park, but this just doesn't hit the same.


Looking at the schedules for places like Cohoes, Watervliet, & Amsterdam makes Troy look like chump change. Do better next year, y'all.

The kiss of death strikes both coasts

 "Dumb Donald is really dumb!"---Gene Rayburn, Match Game, 1973-84.

Not every candidate that is endorsed by Dozin' Donald Trump actually succeeds.

A week ago, former reality star Spencer Pratt (ex-The Hills) was in line for a runoff election in November against incumbent Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass. But, in the words of college football icon Lee Corso, not so fast, my friend, not so fast.

On Monday, LA councilperson Nithya Raman surged into 2nd place, setting up the runoff with Bass in November.


He saw nothing but Raman's tail lights.

The elimination of Spencer from the race came less than 48 hours after Trump threw a temper tantrum on Meet The Press, falsely claiming, as usual, that the election was rigged.


"WAAAAHHHHH! They're screwing Spencer! WAAAHHHH!"

No, they're not, Dumb Donald. You screwed him by endorsing him. If you didn't insist sticking your nose into every GOP race, things might be different.

In New York, the Knicks saw their 13 game postseason winning streak snapped in a 115-111 loss to San Antonio. As had been widely reported, and panned, Trump showed up. If the 2025 Super Bowl was any indication, he probably didn't stay for the whole game. WWE's Danhausen was also in attendance, but his kayfabe "powers" were negated by the presence of Dozin' Donald. Rumors circulated that Trump would be seated at Celebrity Row at courtside, but, common sense prevailed in that regard, as Trump was given a luxury suite by his friend and fellow man-child, James Dolan. The View moderator Whoopi Goldberg, ESPN's Stephen A. Smith, and others had suggested that Trump not show up, but, of course, and of course, he was booed by the city he betrayed to move to Florida during his first term. The Knicks were forced to cancel a watch party outside Madison Square Garden (it was moved to Bryant Park). Filmmaker & Knicks superfan Spike Lee wore a jersey autographed by Pope Leo to troll Trump.

No, Trump won't be back for game 4, which takes place tomorrow. He's already done enough damage.

Monday, June 8, 2026

What Might've Been: The Mighty O (1962)

 When it got out that ABC had decided to turn an Alcoa Theatre drama into McHale's Navy, the other networks were looking for service comedies set in peacetime.

NBC got just 1 season out of Dean Jones' Ensign O'Toole. CBS, on the other hand, never got out of the starting gate with The Mighty O.

The ensemble starts with a reunion of Peter Gunn co-stars Craig Stevens & Lola Albright. Mix in Alan Hale, Richard Jaeckel, and Jamie Farr (billed under his real name, Jameel Farah), and you'd think they'd have a winner. Nope.

Let's check out why.


No rating. Just a public service. Wartime Mondays returns next week with The Gallant Men.

Sunday, June 7, 2026

The worm turns in Arizona: Donald Trump's lawyers to be prosecuted for fraud

 More than 5 1/2 years after he lost his bid for re-election, Donald Trump just won't let go of the fact that he lost, and insists to this day the election was rigged against him, when it clearly was not.

In Arizona, Attorney General Kris Mayes is turning the tables on Trump's band of ambulance chasing legal weasels, including Sidney Powell, Rudy Giuliani, and John Eastman.

Brian Tyler Cohen & Glenn Kirschner break it down.


They say that Trump truly believes he was screwed. No, he wasn't, but you can't make him understand that. What really cost him in 2020 was his bumbling the government's response to COVID. Given Trump's temper tantrum on national television today on Meet The Press, it's likely he'll take his denials with him when he leaves Washington in 2029. If only he wouldn't.

Saturday, June 6, 2026

What Might've Been: Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories (1985)

 While CBS was preparing a remake of The Twilight Zone, Steven Spielberg & Amblin Entertainment decided to do their own version.

Amazing Stories ran for 2 seasons total, airing on Sundays, coupled with another reboot, this one of Alfred Hitchcock Presents. Spielberg actually obtained a license for the title, since it's also a long running magazine that launched 100 years ago.

Like Twilight, Amazing Stories had a mix of thrillers and lighter fare, the latter of which is represented in an excerpt from season 1. In "Remote Control Man", a henpecked husband (Sidney Lassick, "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest") acquires a new TV with a bizarre remote control that brings anything on the screen into the "real world". With guest appearances by Barbara Billingsley (Muppet Babies, ex-Leave it To Beaver), Dirk Benedict (The A-Team), Lou Ferrigno (using archived Incredible Hulk footage), Lyle Alzado, Jim Lange, Professor Toru Tanaka, Richard Simmons, LaWanda Page (ex-Sanford & Son), Sid Haig, and Ed McMahon (Star Search, The Tonight Show):


That Tanaka is given dialogue is rare, but it also sounds like they had Keye Luke dub over the dialogue.

Silly. NBC gave it up too soon.

Rating: B.

Videos of Summer: Suddenly Last Summer (1983)

 "Suddenly Last Summer" was the first single from the Motels' 1983 album, "Little Robbers". Singer Martha Davis, falling asleep after reading a Harlequin romance novel, imagines herself on the beach, and....

Friday, June 5, 2026

YouTube Theatre: Tammy & The Millionaire (1965-7)

 It was a common practice in the 60's & 70's for studios to repackage episodes of series that were either hits or flops into feature films to gain some extra mileage.

Universal did just that with "Tammy & The Millionaire", a compilation of 3 episodes of the 1965 series, Tammy, hoping to save face after the series had ended. Debbie Watson (Tammy) had transitioned into taking over the role of Marilyn Munster in "Munster Go Home", which came out around the same time, within a few months.