Monday, February 16, 2026

Remember Ajax's White Knight? (1963)

 For years, Ajax laundry detergent's slogan was that the product was "stronger than dirt".

In 1963, Colgate-Palmolive introduced a live-action mascot for Ajax, a white knight on a matching white horse, whose lance represents the cleaning power of the product.

80's icon Nicholas Colasanto, who was mostly a director during the 60's before Cheers made him a folk hero, appears here. Dick Tufeld is the announcer.

Hollywood's original Pet Vets (Calling All Curs, 1939)

 The Three Stooges are a trio of veterinarians entrusted with a valuable dog whose owner has anxiety issues, especially since the dog gets kidnapped right out from under the boys' noses.

Portions of "Calling All Curs" were later used in "Stop, Look, & Laugh", and in Jump 'n' The Saddle's "Curly Shuffle":


A change of pace for the boys, considering they're usually down on their luck or day laborers. Curly, in particular, was a dog lover off screen, so this was a labor of love for him.

Rating: A-.

Sunday, February 15, 2026

When ABC really promoted soaps like they were in primetime (1978)

 It wasn't enough that ABC had expanded General Hospital & One Life to Live to 45 minutes. By the winter of 1978, both joined All My Children in a hour-long format that would remain to the present, even though General is the only one left.

Ernie Anderson narrates this promo.


This was part of an aggressive, across-the-board marketing strategy that had ABC atop the ratings.

For once, the FCC got it right

 This is how bad the paranoia is within the GOP.

They wanted Bad Bunny investigated for possible violations of language and content in his Spanish language concert last week at the Super Bowl.


You can say they did this because they couldn't understand word one of any of his lyrics, even if you left them a case of Berlitz English to Spanish books. They thought they saw some suggestive material that really wasn't there. President Pampers whined that he couldn't understand anything, and, of course, hated the show.

Turning Point USA stages a counter-concert with has-been rap-rocker Kid Rock, gets about 5 million views on YouTube in 24 hours, nowhere near the 128 million that tuned in for Bad Bunny. TPUSA would think that Donnie Diapers turned on them, but then, they should know by now that the Vicar of Vanity needs something to complain about.

Digression over. The FCC ruled late in the week that, nope, Bad Bunny did nothing wrong. Not even the corrupt chairman, Brendan Carr, could see things the GOP's way, and pursue the case. Game over.

Emboldened by the 5 million+ views on YouTube, TPUSA is planning another show for next year. So which has-been will headline this time? Ted Nugent?  Lee Greenwood?

Reality will soon set in. The meltdown, as usual, will be fun to watch.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Classic TV: The circus comes to I've Got a Secret (1955)

 We're closing out our Valentine's Day celebration with this offering from I've Got a Secret:

Legendary Ringling Bros. & Barnum & Bailey Circus clown Emmett Kelly is getting married, and the panel (Bill Cullen, Jayne Meadows, Henry Morgan, & Faye Emerson) have to guess the identity of his bride-to-be. Plus, special guest George Gobel plays a running gag throughout the show.


See? Even clowns fall in love. Happy Valentine's Day.

Marryin' Stooges (In The Sweet Pie & Pie, 1941)

 Every now and again, the Three Stooges would be given romantic interests. In 1941's "In The Sweet Pie & Pie", however, the boys are manipulated into a triple wedding by a conniving lawyer (an uncredited Richard Fiske) to help three socialites collect an inheritance. The boys have been accused of crimes they apparently didn't commit, and are subject to be hanged, but, oh, is that shyster about to find out the truth.......


Rating: A-.

Friday, February 13, 2026

Fantasy Fridays: An astronaut in........Persia? (I Dream of Jeannie, 1965)

 From season 1 of I Dream of Jeannie:

On impulse, Jeannie (Barbara Eden) transports Tony (Larry Hagman) to ancient Persia. Chaos erupts, of course. Richard Kiel & Henry Corden guest star, with the latter as Jeannie's father.


As you know, Corden would remain with Screen Gems to do work for Hanna-Barbera, and a recurring role beginning the next year on The Monkees. Can't really tell if someone, like, maybe, Ted Cassidy, dubbed over Kiel's lines.......

Fantasy Fridays returns next month with some legit Friday the 13th scares. Family Fridays will be back after that.