Thursday, February 17, 2022

Names making news

 We told you earlier this week how MyPillow founder Mike Lindell wanted to send some of his product to the anti-vax truckers in Canada. Unfortunately, Lindell and the truck driver he hired were blocked from entering the country because----wait for it----neither one of them is vaccinated. Now, Lindell says he's renting a helicopter to drop the pillows in via parachute.

Like, Lindell doesn't get it, eh? Flying over Canadian airspace isn't going to solve your problem, hoser. Canada has enough problems without right wing peabrains like you supporting these brainwashed clowns.

So, to that, we say:

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A NYC judge has ruled that Donald Trump, Sr. & Jr., and Trust Fund Barbie (Ivanka) have to appear in court, testifying under oath as part of the investigation into the family's questionable business practices.

To have them plead the 5th is a waste of everyone's time, with the evidence already in the hands of prosecutors. One slip, and they'll get tagged for perjury. I think part of the reason Citizen Pampers is so afraid of going to prison is because he'll be cut off from his favorite dining halls. You know. McDonald's, Arby's, Burger King, and so on.

And, no, while I'd joke about it, giving them designer prison wear isn't in the cards.

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Valentine's Day has come & gone, and there's still the soap opera drama between Kim Kardashian, her current steady, Pete Davidson (Saturday Night Live), and her last one, rapper Kanye West.

Like, we get it. Ever since Kanye's mother, Donda, for whom he's now named two CD's, passed away in 2017, West has lost his, ah, moral center, if you will, and for someone who openly admitted to having bi-polar disorder, which would explain some of his behavioral patterns, you'd think West would stop with the juvenile jealousy drama and seek help. He can't deal with the fact that Kim decided on her own to end their marriage (which, admittedly, was inevitable), and that his being labeled a control freak by the media isn't helping him at all.

Trust me, it's only going to get worse before it gets better.

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