Thursday, July 7, 2022

Names making news

 Facing a great deal of political pressure from his own party, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced his resignation earlier today.


Johnson would rather wait for his successor to be named, so he can facilitate a peaceful transition of power, unlike a certain bloviating man-child here in the US who needs not be named.

Johnson, who looks like Bill Clinton's British cousin, is hoping to leave with his dignity intact. Something certain of today's American Republicans should study.
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Fox Shmooze garbage dispenser Tabloid Carlson gave an interview claiming he doesn't lie on purpose, but tends to overstate things if he gets riled up on certain topics.

Sure, and he's got a bridge to sell you.
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A grand jury in Georgia investigating allegations of election tampering and/or fraud (let's be fair about it) against Donald Trump issued a subpoena to South Carolina Senator Moldy Graham. Unfortunately, Graham has retained the services of two lawyers from the firm of Dumb & Dumber, LLC, who are arguing that Graham is refusing to answer the subpoena because it has nothing to do with him, or some other convoluted excuse.

All that does is show that Graham is digging a deeper hole for himself. Forcing him out of the Senate would be a good start.
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Staying in the Peach State, Misrepresentative Empty-G (Marjorie Taylor Greene) is trying to claim that Monday's mass shooting in Highland Park, outside of Chicago, was a false flag operation to force GOPers to agree to gun control legislation.

As usual, Greene has no evidence to support her claims, and just puts garbage like that out there as red meat for her small-minded base. They already have the suspect in custody, Dumb Dora, so STFU. Robert Crimo has already confessed. 

Greene has won so many Dunce Caps in the last 18 months, including this week, that we're recommending something else. Audio torture. Someone should strap her down and make her listen to "Weird" Al Yankovic's 1985 masterpiece, "Dare to be Stupid", in a continual loop for a month. That should make her understand what the public really thinks of her outside of Georgia.

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