Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Now, they're trying to say the government orchestrated the insurrection. Well, like, not for the reasons they're stating, and......!

 We all know rock icon Ted Nugent isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the box these days, given his right wing leanings. The man that gave music fans "Cat Scratch Fever" and was a member of Damn Yankees in the 80's with the likes of Styx's Tommy Shaw and Night Ranger's Jack Blades drank too much GOP Kool-Aid along with the predictable Jack Daniels, and his mind is gone.

How else to explain Nugent posting on social media a conspiracy theory claiming that the government, at the time under then-president Donald John Narcissus Trump, orchestrated the January 6 insurrection at the capitol to cover up a rigged election. A brain-dead conspiracy theory shared by Trump himself on Truthless Social. All that did is add to the burden the paranoid Trump now must bear as he faces indictments and greater scrutiny.

Farron Cousins explains:


Like, the whole point of the insurrection was to prevent the certification of the 2020 election, and keep the oldest baby in America in power. It didn't work.

Meanwhile, Trump is doing what he does best, whining and crying like the permanent toddler he is, as he is pleading for his drones in Congress to help him.


"WAAAAHHHHH!!! I don't want to go to prison! Help me! Help! WAAAAHHHHH!"

As if that wasn't bad enough, you had Florida Misrepresentative Rusty Gaetz putting on his Donny Osmond face and acting as a guest host on Newsnacks Monday with Alina Habba-Dabba-Doo as his guest. Brian Tyler Cohen breaks this down.


As Brian points out, there's nothing Congress can do to help the Nectarine Napoleon. It's been suggested by legal experts such as Glenn Kirschner that prosecutor Jack Smith has the authority to deposit Trump in jail until trial to put an end to Trump's relentless whining and pleading to the Legion of The Brainwashed. Never has anyone been so scared of discipline at such an advanced age, but, then again, Trump was pampered so much as a child, he probably owns stock in Procter & Gamble.

Trump & Nugent get the booby prize this week:


Nothing more needs be said.

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