Saturday, January 3, 2026

Venezuelan President Maduro captured (read: kidnapped). Trump has gone too far this time

 It's never been about drugs, despite Donald Trump's claims to the contrary.

It's been about oil.

President Pampers and his drones are falsely claiming Venezuela stole oil from the US, but, as usual, they don't have evidence to support their claims.

This is not the way to "get it back", though.

Earlier today, US forces, on orders from President Pampers, kidnapped Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro and his first lady, and are extraditing them to the US as I write.

Trump, Defenseless Secretary Pete Hegseth, and some military officers wasted about an hour of television time to try to justify what is really a breach of international law. As per normal with President Pampers, he refused to clear this action with Congress, likely on the advice of head troll Stephen Miller, though we don't know that for sure.

However, what Trump didn't count on was getting pushback from France, and, his "hero", Russian President Vladimir Putin, who condemned the US action.

France, I can understand. Putin, whom Trump is trying to emulate? Shocking. And I don't think anyone's had the cajones to tell Trump about this. Yet.

The worst case scenario that comes out of this fool's folly is, of course, war. I can just picture it now, thanks to the Marx Brothers.........


Trump and Dumb Bondi are claiming that Maduro will be prosecuted. On what charges? What evidence do you have? (Probably 0)

It's never been about drugs, but rather, oil, and the greedy Trump wants it. He says the US will run Venezuela in the interim until a transition of power takes place to install a new leader, one friendly to the oldest baby on the planet. 

No, what will happen, Dumb Donald, is that Maduro will be returned to Venezuela, and you're going to have to really lawyer up this time, because you strayed too far over the line. This ain't a game, bub, and it's about time you realized it.

4 comments:

JAB128 said...

If it isn't about drugs, it's about oil. Unbelievable.

hobbyfan said...

I think, ultimately, Donnie wants to be king of the world, if he can get away with it, and he won't.

JAB128 said...

Yeah, probably. He is a sick narcissist. Don't know why Christians like him (I am a Christian, but I can't stand him).

hobbyfan said...

He preyed on their unjustified fears of persecution. Trump is a serial liar, one who can't look up the 10 Commandments if you spotted him the book, chapter, & verses.