Weasel of The Week: Jeannine Pirro

 Jeannine Pirro, former Fox No News whiner, former TV judge, currently the US Attorney for the District of Columbia, can't win a conviction if her life depended on it, and that's not about to change anytime soon.

Photo courtesy MSN.com.

You see, Ms. Pirro has charged former Olympic canoeist David Hearn with felony vandalism just for touching a loose piece of lining at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Initially, Hearn was charged with a misdemeanor, but Ms. Pirro, on orders from President Pampers, and despite a glaring lack of evidence, as per usual, upgraded the charge to a felony.

That this is even happening is another distraction from the myriad of issues facing the White House, including poor attendance at the Great American State Fair at the National Mall. Seems most folks are more interested in watching the World Cup on the big screen, and ignoring everything else. Welp, if the organizers didn't insist on most of the artists having peaked in the 80's or 90's, they wouldn't have that problem, either.

Back to the topic at hand. Hearn will be cleared, Jeannine Pirro, this week's Weasel, will be disgraced yet again, and President Pampers will have egg on his face. Again.

Weasel of The Week: Sean Colter

 Mr. Colter is the chairman of the Section II softball sectional committee, which, like their volleyball brethren back in the fall, screwed over Troy High, in addition to Foothills Council schools South Glens Falls & Queensbury, in favoring Suburban Council schools with the top seeds in Class AA.

Of the three teams that were screwed, only Queensbury remains, after beating Troy, 7-1, on Thursday, in a game that should not have taken place. South Glens Falls, or, South High to the partisans in the North Country, fell to defending champion Burnt Hills in 9 innings, 1-0.

In short, the seedings were wrong from the start. Queensbury, South High, & Troy had the three best records in Class AA, but were held down due to politics. Queensbury should've been #1, but was seeded 3rd and hosted Troy, which was seeded 6th, and should've been #3. South High, at #5, should've been a 2 seed, and, along with Troy, should've hosted a home game in the 1st round.

Colter, from Shaker, saw fit to place Columbia at #1, Bethlehem at #2, and Burnt Hills, the defending champions, I must remind, at #4. All of it is incorrect. Like, we get it. The Suburban Council is the toughest league in Section II, and two of its members, CBA & Shenendehowa, aren't exactly popular with fans outside their districts because of their use of politics.

The Class AA quarterfinals should've looked like this:

8. Niskayuna @ 1. Queensbury.

7. Bethlehem @ 2. South High.

6. Ballston Spa @ 3. Troy.

5. Burnt Hills @ 4. Columbia.

Section II will argue strength of schedule justifies the seedings. No, it does not, and is a flimsy argument to begin with. They are not treating the Colonial Council as an equal. To them, the Foothills Council is on middle ground, since there are the rivalries between, say, Burnt Hills & Queensbury, since both teams use the nickname, "Spartans".

But, rightfully, all should be treated equal. Colter's political games net him a set of Weasel ears, and well deserved. Troy was thrown a bone of compromise by being deemed the host school for the Class A semi-finals next week, but, this cannot happen ever again.

Alumni & parents of current players should prevail upon the district to push for changes in how the seedings are decided. Troy has no representation on the seeding committee, and that needs to change. Every team deserves an equal voice and vote in cases like this.

But, we know the circus will start again with volleyball in October.........

Weasel of The Week: Elon Musk & Matt Walsh

 Christopher Nolan's latest, an adaptation of Homer's legendary poem, The Odyssey, doesn't hit theatres until July. Conservative scum are forwarding false rumors about some of the casting, and the world's richest man, South African emigre Elon Musk, has gotten headlines for reposting and sharing such false opinions.

Matt Walsh of the Daily Wire, a shameless piece of human trash, slammed Nolan's pick of Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy. Transgender actor Elliot Page has been cast in an undisclosed role after rumors surfaced that Page would play Achilles. Rapper and pariah to WWE fans Travis Scott has a small, undisclosed role. Musk posted his agreement with Walsh's sentiments.

Well, here's a reality check for you guys. In 21st century Hollywood, filmmakers make casting choices based on, and this is the important part for you conservative peabrains, the best actor or actress available for the part!!

Of course, part of the problem is the right wing obsession with eradicating DEI in everything, undoing decades of societal progress. To conservatives, diversity, equity, & inclusion (DEI) are dirty words. Yo, jobronies! It's 2026, not 1946. Get a clue! A whole box of them.

"The Odyssey", as a summer blockbuster, will overcome the haterizing, and likely make a ton of money when it opens in 2 months' time. Walsh & Musk get the Weasel ears for formenting unnecessary hatred because of their closed mind mentality on today's Hollywood. They'll be sending you plates of crow come July.

Weasel of The Week: Bari Weiss

 She has no broadcasting experience in mainstream media. However, Bari Weiss is overseeing the destruction of CBS News as we know it, in order to please president Trump.

On Friday, Weiss announced that she was slashing 60-70 jobs at CBS News, AND closing down their radio division, effective in May, claiming economics and "changing radio strategies".

BOLLOCKS & BALDERDASH!!

Weiss has tasked herself to clear out any opposition to Donnie Diapers at the network, which prompted Anderson Cooper of CNN, a contributor to 60 Minutes, to leave the network recently, keeping his dignity intact. With CBS & CNN soon to be under the same roof if the merger goes through between Warner Bros Discovery & Paramount-Skydance, Cooper may leave CNN, too.

Locally, CBS radio news briefs on WROW only run for about a minute or so per hour between 5 & 8 am weekdays, and it's been that way since before Weiss came along to ruin things further. Come the end of May, CBS Radio will be no more, and that's a shame.

We know that Trump doesn't like it when he's being criticized. He doesn't understand that constructive criticism is meant to help him, not hurt him, but he can't see it. With the help of ill-prepared types like Weiss, he is ruining this country, bit by bit, because at the end of the day, he is a miserable old man who wants to remold the country as he sees fit, even if his vision is skewed.

Bari Weiss, on the other hand, gets something that Trump has a lot of. A Weasel of The Week award for her contribution to the destruction of American tradition. Deal with it.

Betrayed by AI & TikTok: An Olympic hero speaks out

 Ottawa Senators star Brady Tkachuk is not a happy camper as far as the White House is concerned.

After President Junk Food fed the men's Olympic hockey team McDonald's double cheeseburgers on Tuesday, some anonymous jobroni on TikTok used some AI to perpetuate a scam pretending that Tkachuk was cutting down the Canadian people, even though, as mentioned above, he plays for a Canadian-based team in the NHL, which resumed regular season play on Wednesday.

Maybe the men should've skipped a junk food banquet.

All we know was that this was shared on the White House's official TikTok account, while the source of the video remains unknown. Understandably, US players on their NHL teams are going to get mixed reactions the rest of the season, and this MAGA moron, whomever it is, is only adding fuel to the fire to get clicks & likes.

If they thought Donnie Diapers was really a good sport, they should've known better. While we don't know if Dumb Donald knows about the AI-generated video, he should find it within himself, as far as he can go, to force the Weasel of the Week to delete the video. But, you know he won't.

In hindsight, maybe the men should've followed the women's lead, and accepted an invite from 80's rap icon Flavor Flav (Public Enemy) to party with other Olympic champions. At least Flav's heart is in the right place.......

Sports this 'n' that

 Former NFL defensive lineman Chris Long (Inside The NFL) offered a piece of last minute advice to Grammy winner Bad Bunny ahead of tonight's Super Bowl halftime show.

Long, son of Fox analyst and Skechers pitchman Howie Long, suggested that Bad Bunny have no less than The Boss, Bruce Springsteen, open with "Born in The USA", Springsteen's seminal 1984 anthem. The idea here is that opening with such an iconic 80's track would get the audience on Bad Bunny's side, opposite the conservative screwballs who have their collective briefs in a twist. Speaking of.........

Boxer and YouTube "star" Jake Paul took offense to some remarks made by singer Billie Eilish at the Grammys, saying he wished that Eilish had her house broken into, but that Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) wouldn't be able to help her, after she slammed ICE. Apparently, Paul is getting ICE and local police mixed up, which prompted Yahoo! commenters to crack that Paul, 29, may have already contracted CTE after getting destroyed by Anthony Joshua last month.

Paul currently is in Italy at the Olympics, cheering on his fiancee, Dutch speed skater Jutta Leerdam, and was photographed alongside VP Just Dumb Vance at the hockey game between the US Women's team and Finland, which Team USA won, 5-0. When Vance left the venue, he left to boos for the 2nd day in a row after he'd been jeered during Friday's opening ceremonies.

Jake Paul, meanwhile, will have a Dunce Cap waiting for him when he comes home, due to his ignorant remarks.

Speaking of Dunces, that brings us to a punk named Jack Doherty. If you don't know who he is, he's a 22 year old livestreaming prankster, who thinks what he does allows him to avoid accountability. It doesn't.

On Friday, Doherty was ejected from the PGA's Waste Management-Phoenix Open after paying a fan $100 to try to distract one of the golfers.

He's 22, and a moron.

Like, unless Empty-V plans on relaunching Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd down the line, and there'd been rumors a few years ago, Doherty is wasting his talent being an imbecile with money. He won't be able to take his act on the PGA tour any further, as reportedly, he received a ban from all PGA events. He thinks what he does is really cool. Not anymore, it ain't. He's the kind of punk who'd livestream his own arrest if he was to hand off his camera phone to a friend, and he probably did.

What that gets you from this desk, bub, is a set of Weasel ears.

Former WWE announcer Craig Minervini (fka Craig DeGeorge in the late 80's), who last worked for WWE during the original XFL's run in 2001, resurfaced on MLB Network this week, calling the Caribbean Series, which closes out the winter baseball season. I'd think he's looking to audition for a MLB job this season, unless he already has one......!

Weasel of The Month: Pam Bondi

 Yes, that's right, not just the past week, but the entire month of January, especially insofar as the state of Minnesota is concerned. US Attorney General Pam Bondi is demanding sensitive information from state government in the Gopher State in exchange for removing ICE from the state.

To me, that's blackmail, or even extortion.

And, if you haven't been following all of this, why is Minnesota being targeted? One reason would be because Gov. Tim Walz ran for Vice President 14 months ago, and to President Pampers, the actions of ICE in Minnesota falls under political retaliation just because Walz and Kamala Harris dared to challenge Fraud Fauntleroy in 2024. This is the part unspoken so far.

Two innocent people are dead, and the Department of Injustice insists on misbranding them as domestic terrorists. Well, guess what, Dumb Bondi? ICE, under the misdirection of Greg Bovino, are the terrorists here. This mission of theirs is founded on lies from Ryan Shirley, which we've discussed before.

Brian Tyler Cohen & Marc Elias break down the discourse following the murder of Alex Pretti last week:

Bondi insists on lying about the murders, claiming they're "justified". No, they're not. Bovino and his crew should be brought up on state charges, which would ensure that President Pampers can't pardon them at all. NY Governor Kathy Hochul, in addressing the winter storm here on Sunday, took the time to castigate Bondi, calling for either Bondi to resign (not going to happen--yet), or for President Pampers to fire her (unlikely), or, failing either of those options, to have Bondi impeached solely on abuse of power & authority.

The blackmail threat from Bondi is icing on the cake. She gets another set of Weasel ears, and she can get an extra pair for Bovino.

This week so far in GOP stupidity

 Yesterday, we wrote about how the White House has constructed a website to gaslight people into believing that Democrats were to blame for the January 6 riot at the Capitol 5 years ago.

Oh, but that ain't all.

You've heard by now that an ICE agent shot and killed Minneapolis newcomer Renee Good, and falsely claimed she was obstructing his duty, whatever that was. Homeland Insecurity boss Kristi Gnoem stands by her masked assassin, continuing to forward another lie.

But, there was more violence in Minneapolis on Wednesday.

Border Patrol agents, also masked, other than field boss Greg Bovino, showed up at a school for no reason.

Keep in mind this all started with some nothing happening piece of trash named Ryan Shirley posting a false report about Somalis in Minnesota involved in fraud. Shirley's not apologizing for his lies, either, instead doubling & tripling down on his lying.

Rule of thumb, punk: Unless you've got concrete proof to back up your accusations, keep your comments to yourself.

Outgoing Governor and former VP candidate Tim Walz, who announced earlier in the week he would not seek a 3rd term, and city officials in Minneapolis blasted ICE and the Border Patrol, and rightfully so.

Going back to Renee Good for a second. What was her crime? It wasn't obstruction, despite Kristi Gnoem's false claims. She was an innocent citizen in the wrong place at the wrong time.

As for Gnoem and her assassins, the masks must come off. They must accept responsibility for mistakes and lies yesterday. Kristi gets herself a set of Weasel ears, and we'll send a box so that her agents each get a set. It's what they deserve.

Weasel of The Week: Care to take a guess?

 To follow up from yesterday, police have charged Nick Reiner, 32, son of Rob & Michelle Reiner, with their murders on Sunday. The formal charges were filed late Monday afternoon.

Unfortunately, president Trump doubled down on his disgusting disrespect for the 2nd generation auteur, showing a total lack of empathy. His Truthless Social post Monday morning made it clear he wanted to spin it to make it about him because of Reiner's criticism of him over the course of nearly a decade. The man has no shame.

For the 2nd straight day, the panel on The View directed their venom at Orange Narcissus.

Moderator Whoopi Goldberg, we should note, had worked with Reiner on "Ghosts of Mississippi" in 1990, the same year she had appeared in "Ghost".

Not only did Dumb Donald double down, but he also tried to pin the blame on the shootings at Brown University on Saturday on the school administration, deflecting blame away from FBI director Kash Patel, whose office had a person of interest, or so they thought, then, as reported yesterday, released him. Patel acted too rashly, too quickly, to try to solve the case, the better to win brownie points from his boss. The fictional versions of the agency, dating back to Quinn Martin's seminal procedural from the 60's, seem more competent than Patel's unit.

We're 9 days away from Christmas, and our gift to Trump is one he should be very familiar with. A set of Weasel ears. He's got plenty of those to pass around.......

Found: A line MAGA women won't cross. Well, maybe

 On Wednesday, Arizona Rep. Adelita Grijalva was finally, formally sworn in by House Mis-Speaker Mike Johnson, the ceremony delayed in part due to the government shutdown, in part due to Johnson continuing to carry water for president Trump to block the release of the so-called Epstein Files.

As expected, Rep. Grijalva voted for the release, and a torrent of e-mails were released, revealing some potentially damning information about Trump's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, the convicted sex offender who died under questionable circumstances six years ago. The vote was bi-partisan, with a number of prominent Republicans voting for release, including Trump allies Marjorie Taylor Greene (Georgia), Lauren Boebert (Colorado), & Nancy Mace (South Carolina). For the women, the Epstein files represent a line they were not willing to cross. Greene in particular has become a critic of Trump in recent weeks, something Orange Beavis has dismissed as "an act". Well, maybe, maybe not. Boebert's hands aren't exactly clean, of course, given the scandal that erupted a while back on a date night at a theatre production of "Beetlejuice". Still, it is very telling that these three, who've been prominent in headlines the last few years, feel trying to protect Trump in this case is a bridge too far.

Whodathunk she'd come to her senses?

And, then, there's Megyn Kelly.

Now a podcaster after getting chased off Fox & NBC in recent years, Kelly caused a stir with some remarks in relation to the case, and her verbal waffling on Epstein might make Kellogg's and its Eggo brand jealous. Fellow blogger Chuck Miller offers this:

Megyn Kelly and weasel words – Chuck The Writer

Trump is trying to dismiss the e-mail mass release as part of a Democratic hoax. Sorry, Donald, but that ain't happening. While e-mails can be faked, you can't just wish them away. Remember, the vote was bi-partisan. In other words, fella, your own party wants to see those files, right along with the Democrats, and all of America.

While there is a belief that Trump might not survive his 2nd term due to health issues, more physical than mental, by the way, due largely to his age and poor physical appearance, he cannot hide from the reality that his past is what will ultimately bring him down.

As you could probably surmise, Megyn Kelly gets the Weasel ears this week. Thanks, Chuck, for helping me with that decision.

Weasels of The Week: Section II sectional selection committee

 Earlier today, and we covered this over at Tri-City SportsBeat, the pairings for the Section II women's volleyball sectional tournament were released. Suffice to say, Troy High, my alma mater, got screwed by the selection committee.

If you don't believe me, check the pairings as posted earlier:

Tri-City SportsBeat: Section 2 women's volleyball sectional pairings released

How is it possible that Troy, which ran the table in the regular season in Class AA, could get hosed like that? A #5 seed? While teams the Lady Horses left in the dust, like LaSalle & Mohonasen, get favorable seedings in Classes B & A, respectively?

I know what Section II's argument is going to be. Their selections are based on strength of schedule. Bethlehem, from the Suburban Council, is the #1 seed in Class AA. The Suburban is a tougher league than the Colonial Council, which Troy joined a year ago. The Eagles also defeated Troy to win the Lansingburgh Invitational last month, which, really, is the only argument in their favor.

Strength of schedule goes out the door when you have an undefeated (regular season) team.

Being a #5 seed means Troy goes on the road to South Glens Falls (Foothills Council) on Thursday, and the winner would play Bethlehem a week from tomorrow.

Section II failed Troy for no real reason. Of the 6 teams in Class AA, Troy is the only one from the Colonial Council, while you have 2 from the Foothills (Queensbury being the other) and 3 from the Suburban (Niskayuna & Columbia join Bethlehem in the field). The committee, as a result of this error in judgment, gets a box of Weasel ears.

Maybe next time, they'll get it right, but I doubt it.

Weasel of The Week: Kristi Noem

 Homeland Insecurity Secretary Kristi Noem is so ignorant of the law, such that she thought she could get away with broadcasting a propaganda video at airports, including Albany International Airport, blaming Democrats for the government shutdown, knowing full well that, in reality, her party, the Repugnants, are to blame, but refuse to accept responsibility.

And airports around the country, including Albany, are pushing back by banning the video.

Brian Tyler Cohen explains:

It is political tribalism. The GOPers refuse to admit they're wrong, and scapegoat the Democrats, but go about it like a bunch of undisciplined children. Noem, and her deputies, including Tom Hopeless, are so off the reservation, it isn't funny.

All Noem is doing is giving more fodder to satirical comedy shows like South Park & Saturday Night Live, the latter of which parbroiled Noem and Pam Bondi the other night, thanks to prodigal daughters Tina Fey & Amy Poehler.

If the Trump misadministration wants the bashing to stop, then they need to start governing this country the right way, not as a tool for political retribution built on lies and deceptions. Noem gets the Weasel ears this week for having the lack of brains to post her propaganda video in a place where few actually would care. An airport. Like, who's going to pay attention, anyway?

Weasel of The Week: Laura Loomer

 Jealousy will make people say & do stupid things.

Just four months ago, MAGA agitator "Loopy" Laura Loomer had been a guest of that other jackass, Nick Fuentes, and both turned on Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk.

Now, in the wake of Kirk's untimely passing on Wednesday, Loomer is falsely accusing a Democratic strategist, Mike Nellis, of having something to do with some alleged messages found on the shell casings coming from Tyler Robinson's rifle. Messages that, according to police, were more in association with online gamers, of which Robinson might've been one.

As Nellis himself told Loomer in a series of messages, she needs to stop deflecting and accept responsibility, since, as noted above, she'd turned on Kirk, but now wants to cry crocodile tears?

File photo courtesy Associated Press/Mediaite.

What it is, of course, is Loomer getting her two cents in, unsolicited, of course, to maintain her status as a key ally of president Trump. While Kirk's family is being shown compassion on both sides of the aisle, you have Weasels like Loomer, unable to process the fact that Robinson, a "lapsed" Republican, if you will (he hadn't voted recently after registering as a Republican 4 years ago), and not "the radical left", as Trump insists, had killed Kirk. I've seen reports that, predictably, miscast Robinson as having been "radicalized by the left". I don't think so. Someone posted on reddit that Robinson's been living with a transgender person. So what? That doesn't mean anything at this point. It's just people grasping at straws to try to rationalize what happened, nearly 4 days later.

Because Loomer, a failed candidate for Congress from Florida, just had to open her mouth, and spew lies, as per normal, she gets the Weasel ears this week. And she deserves them. Oh, and, one more thing. Nellis called the police on Loomer. Maybe the inside of a jail cell might wake up what few brain cells she has. Then again, maybe not......

When they passed out the brains, where was Charlie Kirk? Nowhere near a church, so what right has he to tell America's "it couple" what to do?

 Conservative dipstick "Choo Choo" Charlie Kirk decided to throw cold water on the engagement of singer Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs star & cereal salesman Travis Kelce, just days before Kelce & the Chiefs leave for Brazil for their season opener vs. the LA Chargers.

He only quotes the Bible when it suits his needs.

Kirk, who has never been mistaken for a brain surgeon, is insisting that Swift "submit herself" to Kelce, referencing several Bible passages, including in the Apostle Paul's letter to the Ephesians. To explain what this chump is suggesting, allow me to quote from Ephesians chapter 5:

"22 Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. 23 For the husband is head of the wife, as also Christ is head of the church; and He is the Savior of the body. 24 Therefore, just as the church is subject to Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything."

What Kirk is suggesting is that Swift is "not in control" of her 2 year long courtship of Kelce. All he's doing is piggybacking on Swift & Kelce because he thinks it's important to impose Biblical duty on the couple, just to leech off their celebrity. When was the last time you were in a church, punk? I ask because I don't think you know what you're talking about.

That being side, Kirk gets another set of Weasel ears for being a leech and a weasel.

America's Oldest Baby needs to stop hate-watching. It might help him live longer

 It's clear that the most immature president in history, Donald John Fauntleroy Trump, watches television so he can have something to whine about on Truthless Social.

Evidence of this came Sunday when the oldest narcissist in America whined about former New Jersey Governor and failed presidential hopeful Chris Christie, threatening to reopen an old investigation into a bridge scandal from a few years ago (Bridgegate, if you must know), just because Christie, a veteran politician, openly criticized the Big Orange Onion on national television.

Farron Cousins explains:

Hate-watching doesn't do anyone any good, but this would explain why Trump is always soooooooo upset over the smallest thing. It's cases like this and Counterfeit Kash Patel's FBI raiding the home of John Bolton for some classified documents that Bolton might not even have anymore, that give rise to the idea that at 79, Trump is reverting back to being an immature brat who won't grow back up.

"WAAAHHHH!!!! Christie needs to be taken down!!"

All you're doing, bub, is giving South Park more ammunition for the season. A lifetime Weasel like you wouldn't understand that, since their brand of humor is beyond your comprehension.

Needless to say, Trump gets another set of Weasel ears. This one he can pass to Patel.

This week in GOP stupidity

 Last year at this time, Caleb Slater was making an unsuccessful run for US Senate out of the Syracuse region against incumbent Rachel May.

It shouldn't surprise anyone, then, to learn that Slater, a Republican, resorted to hiring local homeless people in his area to pretend they were donors to his campaign. The Albany Times-Union, in today's editions, exposed the scam, nine months after Slater's campaign ended in failure. According to the article, Slater paid homeless people, including a one-armed man, with less money than they were supposed to be donating, or gift cards, to get their votes. I don't know how homeless people can vote if they don't have a place of residence, but I'd guess Slater had that covered, too, for all the good that did him. 

It's proof positive that today's GOP can't be bothered with facts & details if it affects their agendas.

Meanwhile, in Washington, "border czar" Tom Homan really stuck his foot in his mouth by claiming that president Trump has "no limits" to what he can do. Oh, yes, he does, dumbass.

Farron Cousins explains.

Making matters worse in DC, Attorney General Pam "Dumb" Bondi wants to charge an ordinary schlub with a felony just for tossing a sandwich at a government official, claiming the sandwich tosser used to work for the DOJ. Just watch. The boys from South Park may have just found their next target.

Even though the revelations are a year later than we'd have liked, Slater gets the Weasel ears for his scam. Hopefully, a copy of the article will have reached the desk of Letitia James, and, well, you know the rest........

Weasel of The Week: Kandiss Taylor

 At this writing, some 60-odd people have been confirmed dead from the flooding of the Guadalupe River in Texas, and some children in an all-girls camp, Camp Mystic, are still missing. This is a real-life tragedy, happening in real time, and, several miles away, a would-be Congressional candidate from Georgia is claiming the flood and the death are fake.

Kandiss Taylor claims to be a Christian, but this is not the behavior of a Christian.

When was the last time this scammer went to church?

Taylor is proof that some politicians pretend to be Christians in order to deceive the evangelicals to gain their votes, just like the faux Christian in the White House, Pecos Pampers (Donald Trump). Taylor felt she needed to piggyback on this tragedy to get attention back on her to stay relevant. Waste. Of. Time.

We're praying for the victims' families, as well as those of the survivors, and Taylor would rather disparage them. God ain't going to dig that.

Kandiss Taylor is not a practicing Christian. What she is, instead, is a Weasel. Full stop.

A MAGA scumbag insults the former president, and the current one gets blamed for it

 When former President Joe Biden was diagnosed with an "aggressive" form of prostate cancer last week, I think it was, even current president Trump was moved to offer his support.

Of course, it didn't take long for Orange Narcissus to change his tune, thanks to one of his moronic supporters.

On Memorial Day, some piece of human trash using the name DC Draino posted on social media the usual anti-Biden screed claiming the 2020 election was stolen, et al, and Trump jumped on it, and retruthed it on Truthless Social. As Farron Cousins reminds, the election wasn't stolen at all, and as for the accusations of an autopen, well, while Dumb Donald won't admit to it, he has used an autopen himself in the first 4 months plus of his administration.

DC Draino, real name Rogan O'Handley, is a MAGA influencer and former lawyer specializing in entertainment law. You have to figure he may know enough about the law to defend himself against any likely lawsuits headed his way. The media spin suggests Trump getting blamed just for recycling O'Handley's lies. Well, guess what? O'Handley got what he wanted, which was the president's attention. What he's also getting is a pair of Weasel ears for lying about the former president, just because MAGA can't let go of 2020.

I'm not one to wish ill on anyone. The only reason that Orange Narcissus is back in office is because the Democrats fumbled the ball when trying to retain the White House. Like many, I am praying for Biden to recover from prostate cancer. A faux "Christian" like Trump, of course, won't admit to it, but he secretly is, too.

Bellevue is calling for Kanye "Ye" West

 Kanye West once claimed that he had bi-polar disorder, then turned around and claimed he was misdiagnosed.

Once hailed as a genius in the music industry, West, or, as he prefers it, "Ye", is now a pariah because he can't let go of his grudge against Taylor Swift. Only now he has to deal with Swift's boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end and cereal pitchman Travis Kelce.

West went on a social media tirade the other day, falsely accusing Swift of having had sex with singers Harry Styles and Justin Bieber, but having 0 evidence to support his claims. If West is not taking his meds to treat his mental illness, he's definitely on something to pull a stunt like this.

For his part, Kelce has come to his lady's defense, offering to actually fight West, according to reports. It won't come to that, to be sure, but the better solution is to let West, jealous of the attention Swift gets, twist in the wind until someone, whether if it's current wife Bianca Censori or someone else, coaxes him to take his meds and cool off.

Here's a better idea for this lifetime Weasel. Bellevue is calling.

Weasel of The Week: Tom Homan

 Over the weekend, a plane carrying several men reputed to be members of drug cartels or gangs were deported to Venezuela, but while the flight was in progress, a federal judge ruled that the flight had to be recalled. 

Tom Homan, the dork in charge, told Fox No News that he "doesn't care what the judges think". An Axios message on X included a screencap of that other bald troll, Stephen Miller, who they probably think is the White House official who denied that they did anything wrong.

Jesse Dollemore explains:

Apparently, the Trump administration can't be bothered with following regulations. If they want someone gone, poof, they gone. These men being sent to Venezuela were due to go on trial, but President Junkfood can't wait. He doesn't have the patience.

For going on live television, blatantly thumbing his nose at the courts, Homan gets another pair of Weasel ears.

For what it's worth, if it comes out that the deported men aren't what Trump and ICE say they are, expect lawsuits, in addition to extradition to bring them back for trial, if necessary.