Tuesday, June 7, 2022

An attorney writes a children's book full of lies, and other GOPer idiocy

 The attorney in question is Kash Patel, who is putting his loyalty to America's Oldest Baby, Donald Trump, on the line with a children's book, out soon, but preview copies are circulating, that purports to spread Trump's lies about Russian involvement in the 2016 election. The way it's been described, the 35 page book tries to paint the Archduke of Affluenza as a benevolent king and his challenger, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, as the villain.

It inevitably will tank, and the negative reviews have already gotten this:


"WAAAAAHHHH!"

In other words, Mr. Patel, don't give up your day job.
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As the January 6 committee will hold televised hearings, starting Thursday, airing on ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, et al, Fox Shmooze is ignoring the hearings like the plague, opting instead to go with their regular lineup of space cadet "opinion" hosts, that being Tabloid Carlson, Spam Hannity, and Laura Inkblot. Respected, legit journalists like Bret Baier and Martha McCallum are being shunted over to Fox Business for the occasion. As one Yahoo! commentator summed it up, it's so Trump doesn't get his feelings hurt again.

Personally, I'd lock Trump in a padded cell and make him binge on reruns of Romper Room, since that would be his speed, given he has the mentality of a 3 year old.

Then again, he'd find Mr. Do-Bee scary.
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President Biden will appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Wednesday while he hosts a summit of world leaders in Los Angeles that day. As Kimmel himself pointed out on Monday's show, Fox Shmooze will have reason to complain, but, then again, when was the last time Citizen Pampers went on a late night talk show while president? 

Far as I know, he might've broken a tradition. 
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If anything, Kyle Rittenhouse learned how to lie from the GOPers.

After dropping out of Arizona State, Rittenhouse went on Charlie Kirk's show on Saturday, and claimed he was transferring to Texas A & M. In reality, it's not happening, but now Rittenhouse is pivoting, and claiming he's going to a smaller school he says is a "feeder" for Texas A & M.. Here's an idea, kid. Why not enroll in your home state's university? Seems the Texas A & M student body doesn't want him after he was acquitted of murder.

Watch. He'll end up getting a job with Fox Shmooze as Kaylame McEneny's intern. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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After being indicted and arrested at the end of last week, Peter Navarro, 72, is whining about how he's supposedly being treated. Same BS, different idiot, that's all it is.

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