Friday, June 17, 2022

The truth hurts. So why does a man-baby want equal time?

 I honestly think that what would be more damaging to former president Pecos Pampers (Donald Trump for the rest of y'all) is if it got out that at 75, soon to be 76, he still sucks his thumb. I have that image in my head, you see, and it's more disturbing than anything else.

After three televised hearings of the January 6 select committee, which has produced damaging evidence against America's Oldest Baby, Trump predictably threw a tantrum.


"WAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Not fair!!! I want equal time!! WAAAAHHHH!!!"

Trump issued his tantrum on Truth Social (so maybe it should be a truthrum?), as usual dissing the committee and persisting with the big lie that he was screwed in 2020 (he wasn't).

The truth hurts, doesn't it? No one wants to listen to your false declarations anymore, save for the tiny minds gullible enough to listen to you. Everything that has come out over the last week has told us what has long been suspected. That you're a spoiled child who never grew up, who never learned to accept "no" as an answer, who turns on friends on a dime because they won't do what you want when it's wrong (i.e. Mike Pence).

Come to think of it, that last part may be why you're on your third wife.

Get over yourself, grow up, and STFU!



6 comments:

Silverstar said...

"I DEMAND EQUAL TIME!!"

1. You're not in a position to demand anything, Fraud Flintstone.
2. "Equal time" means sitting your fat patoot in the witness stand and testifying.

We'll wait.

hobbyfan said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I can't help but picture him in an adult onesie, with Depends underneath, holding a baby rattle.

Mike Doran said...

Belatedly:

Donald Trump was never the President.
He may have held the title.
He may have occupied the office.
He may have lived in the White House.
But he never bothered to learn the job - the jobs, really.
It's as though the day his middle school civics class covered this - that was the day he cut school to play golf.

As a lifelong spoiled brat, Donald was always told that all he had to do was show up, and everybody would automatically do whatever he said.
In the business world, you can get away with this (if you've got the money, the family power, or both).
Governing a nation, though - there are rules.
Even Nixon knew that.

Donald Trump actually believes all the idiocy he's spouting.
Nobody can tell him differently, because he just won't listen to anybody who tells him how things really are.
Maybe - maybe - if he has to face public criminal charges for what he's tried to do - well, who knows?
We might get to see a "Face In The Crowd" scene where he goes berserk on national TV ...
... and then, maybe, all the followers might finally catch on to what an empty suit he's always been - from long before he got into politics.
That all his life, Trump has never been anything more than a front man for the real villains of the farRight (starting with his father, Fred Trump Senior).
I'm hoping for that "Face In The Crowd" moment somewhere down the line.
Not that I'm going to get it, of course ...

hobbyfan said...

So why is he too cheap or lazy to pay his legal fees to Giuliani and the rest of the ambulance chasers?

Mike Doran said...

That's covered above:

Donald Trump is the poster child for entitlement.
For all his life - long before he got into elective politics - he's always had everything done for him.
His army of enablers are there to see to it that The Donald never has to do anything himself.
MAGA should really be MIGA - Make It Go Away.

I've always had the feeling that if you put Trump on a polygraph (lie detector) and asked him point-blank about whether he'd done anything wrong at any time in his life -
- he'd pass as a truth-teller all the way.
As I said above, Donald Trump actually believes in all his nonsense - and derives his "power" from that firm belief.
And that's what makes him dangerous.
And his enablers - even more dangerous.
As Rod Serling used to say: Dwell on that - and I rather think you will.

hobbyfan said...

Let's reserve a space for him at Bellevue.....