The Star Twins are going to love this from the New York Post:
The twins, in their comments here, have often used "Trumpty-Dumpty" to describe the oldest baby in America, Donald John Trump, so it's not an original idea coming from the Post. The idea, of course, is that the paper, and especially owner Rupert Murdoch, has turned on Trump after a mid-term election that didn't produce the "red wave" Trump thought would happen. Truth is, after 7 years, America is tired of Trump's conniving, his narcissism, his OCD-driven need for headlines every single day, etc.. So what does he do? Do we really need to ask?
There are reports now that Trump is so desperate to run again, he's resorting to threats of blackmail and/or extortion against Florida's Ron DeSantis after DeSantis spanked Charlie Crist at the polls on Tuesday. Even though DeSantis is just as much a walking bag of garbage for his Trumpian policies, more and more of the GOP rank & file are looking to him for 2024, instead of the deranged Trump, who won't give up the facade of claiming the election was stolen 2 years ago. He claims to have some information that would damage DeSantis. Gee, I wouldn't have guessed. We speculated that this might be the reason a lot of the GOP bowed in servitude to Citizen Pampers, and, true to form, he's delivered some evidence in that direction.
Things have gotten so bad that when Dr. Mehmet Oz lost his race for the Senate as a carpetbagger in Pennsylvania, the Archduke of Affluenza, predictably, deflected blame------to his wife, Melania.
Yeah, sure, throw her under the bus. Next thing you know, she'll be making an appointment for you to meet her in court. Divorce Court, of course.
Oh, and we do have to note that the Tangerine Turncoat has been forced to evacuate from Mar-a-Lame-o due to what is now Tropical Storm Nicole, which touched down in Florida as a Category 1 hurricane, then quickly reverted to tropical storm status before leaving for Georgia yesterday. Whatever is left of the storm will land in the 518 tomorrow. He'll probably find an excuse to blame that on DeSantis, too.
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Yeah, Silverstar and I have referred to the former guy as Trumpty Dumpty, as well as Orange Foolius, Dolt 45, Il Douche, El Crappy Tan, Mango Mussolini, Combover Caligula, Scooby Coup, Freud Flintstone, Jabba the Gut, Dumb Donlad, and some other names I shouldn't type on a family friendly website.
Regarding the Midterm results, after the predicted Red Wave turned out to only be a light trickle, it seems obvious that if comes down to Chump and Ron DeSatan in the Republican primaries, Dolt 45 will lose, and we know that he can't handle another loss, and Chump knows that like Dick Dastardly on Hanna-Barbera's Wacky Races, the only way that that he can win the Rs nomination is to cheat.
There's also Mango Unchained, Agolf Twitler, Julius Caesar Salad, Burger King, I could go on ...
We all can, guys. Considering you came up with "Trumpty Dumpty" first, maybe the NY Post should pay you guys royalties.
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