A certain man-child wants his lawyers to unmask potential jurors. The judge ain't having it!

 "You knew the job was dangerous when you took it!"---Super Chicken, 1967.

Joe "Defensive" Tacopina should've known better than to sign on with Team Pampers in defending the Oldest Baby in America against former columnist and cable personality E. Jean Carroll.

Tacopina and Alina Habba-Dabba-Doo have been trolling social media trying to find the identities of the anonymous jury that will hear the case when it starts next week. Judge Lewis Kaplan ain't having any of that, and reamed them out. Their case is weak, as Farron Cousins points out, because they're only presenting half the story......

You get the idea. Trump, because he's such a child, wants to pressure, bully, and intimidate the jury so he gets off scot free. Kaplan is protecting the jury by keeping their identities secret, for their sake, and everyone else's. As a rule, jurors can't discuss an active case they're hearing with the media or their families. That's a rule as old as time. The problem with Trump is that he wants to be president again, but at the rate things are going presently, that ain't happening.

We solicited this comment from a prominent attorney who once tutored Alina.....

"She never finished law school."

I think Trump lured her in by going to a karaoke bar and singing "Beauty School Dropout" from "Grease", but that's unlikely. His voice is even worse than the greatest Golden Throat of all time, William Shatner.

We know Alina is in over her head, and the flood waters are rising! As for Tacopina, like other barristers, he's killed his career by joining with Trump. He should've known better.