Monday, April 3, 2023

Some friends of Donald Trump are coming to NYC. They need to check their lies at the door

 As of this writing, Donald Trump is either en route to New York, or is already there ahead of his being officially indicted. Unsurprisingly, certain GOPers are planning on showing up on Tuesday to protest, which turns this into a media circus that only the Oldest Baby in America can appreciate.

While we don't know exactly how many charges will be handed down against Trump, he's already whining about the judge in the case.


"WAAAAHHHH! The judge hates me! He's biased! WAAAAHHHHHH!"

Judge Juan Merchan previously presided over the Allen Weisselberg case, and that's where Trump, like the child he is, gets the idea that the judge is biased. However, as Trump's own lawyer, Joe Tacopina, admitted over the weekend, he has no issue with Merchan, a definite disconnect between lawyer and client.

"Well, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it!"--Super Chicken, 1967.

Meanwhile, Georgia Misrepresentative Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced she will be in New York Tuesday, presumably to lead the protest. She's parroted Trump's claim that Democratic donor George Soros was directly tied to Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, but he isn't. Empty-G appeared on 60 Minutes on Sunday, and made a fool of herself as usual, which led to Twitter turning on reporter Lesley Stahl. Greene apparently will link up with the NY Young Republicans, and likely other GOPer morons like Lee Zeldin and the Goofianis. If the NYPD is smart, they'll have them fill out questionnaires, and then subject them to lie detector tests so we don't have to hear the same recycled garbage over and over again.

Trump, according to Tacopina, will be booked & fingerprinted, but will not be handcuffed. That would make Trump look weak to his base. Either that, or.....


"WAAAAHHHH! These are too tight! My wrists hurt! WAAAHHHH!!!"

Maybe they should have Ice-T and friends from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit read him the Miranda rights.......



2 comments:

Ann Bennett said...

I was surprised they indicted Trump. It's humiliating that a former President is such a scoundrel and there were enough people to vote him in. He was so unqualified emotionally and intellectually to be President.

Any way, it will be a show in New York. If they make a case in Georgia, he will have definite problems like prison. Republicans may use his voters to get elected but they aren't fools. The circus is not over.

MTG is not a pretty scene. I don't think she will play out in the long run. She has a lot os spit and vinegar and money. I just don't think they will carry her that much further in her career. That part of Georgia is being taken for a ride by her baloney.

hobbyfan said...

Greene is just there so she can be famous. At least her idol, Paris Hilton, knew when to get out of the spotlight. /s