How desperate is Donald John Judas Iscariot Trump to avoid paying all of his legal bills out of pocket?
Desperate enough to resort to selling Bibles, with additional reprints of documents such as the Bill of Rights and lyrics to Lee Greenwood's 80's anthem, "God Bless The USA", for a whopping $59.99, plus tax & shipping costs.
SAY WHAT???
We all know April Fool's Day is next Monday, but to Trump, his gullible supporters are fools every day of the year for blindly wasting their money on anything he attaches his name to, so what's a Bible in this case, but another tool for grifting?
Jesus would not have approved.
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In reality, you can get a New King James Version of the Bible at Walmart for about 1/4 of the cost Trump is charging. I know, because I did just that a year ago. Four of those would still leave you some room for the collection plate.
Plus, given Trump's notorious refusal to pay licensing fees for songs, such as "God Bless The USA", played at his rallies without the artist's permission, though we're not sure about Greenwood, a country singer whose last hit was in the 80's, I wonder if that covers distributing the lyrics without permission, too.
Jesus Himself warned us about false prophets & teachers in the Book of Matthew. File Trump in that category, because he otherwise wouldn't touch a Bible with a 10 foot pole. He's also getting another set of Weasel ears for his growing collection. He can give these to his press flack, Steven Cheung, who clearly is incapable of understanding that his boss is the biggest con artist this side of Harold Hill. And if you don't know who that is, go rent "The Music Man".......
2 comments:
But it's SIGNED! Your Walmart Bible isn't signed by the Second Coming of drumf!
That autograph caters to Dumb Donald's ego, Rog. If he thinks he's going to Heaven, he's sadly mistaken.
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