Monday, December 8, 2025

The president needs a time out

 We've previously speculated that President Pampers watches television so he can have something to complain about. Rage watching is not good for anyone's health.

Unfortunately, Donnie Diapers doesn't listen to sound advice from anyone.

After Georgia's Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared on 60 Minutes Sunday to spill tea on her fellow Republicans, as the kids say today, President Pampers reiterated an earlier tirade against Greene, calling her "Marjorie Traitor Brown".


Photo courtesy MSN.com.

The Big Orange Onion can't handle criticism of any kind, even though it comes with the territory of his job. The problem is that he was never taught how to handle anything with dignity. His pitbull attitude is as phony as the rest of his facade. As more Republicans are making plans to leave office next year, Trump won't have the cushy safety net of the House of Representatives too much longer.

Of course, he had to whine about 60 Minutes, and lashed out yet again at CBS and new owner Paramount-Skydance, run by his friend, Larry Ellison.

This would explain why Ellison is mounting a hostile takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, to keep it away from Netflix. Ellison is figuring he has to get back in the good graces of President Pampers, so he'll do what he can. However, that figures to die stillborn.

It's not helping, either, that right wing gasbag Benny Johnson falsely claimed over the weekend that former President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, who've produced documentaries for Netflix, have a vested interest in the streamer acquiring WBD. As usual with these charlatans, Johnson has no evidence to support his claims.

And this latest bit of news won't help Trump's mood, either, with news that embattled ambulance chaser Alina Habba has resigned her illegally obtained post as US Attorney for New Jersey, in favor of becoming a senior adviser to AG Pam Bondi. Imagine if Beavis & Butt-Head actually had sisters, or if Mike Judge's Texas Twits were originally meant to be girls. Yeah, there you go. One idiot advising another? In the words of 80's icon Gordon Shumway, "utter chaos". South Park would have a field day.

Finally, despite singer-actress Sabrina Carpenter asking the White House to delete a video using one of her songs to promote ICE, whomever is in charge of social media basically told her, bite me. Expect a lawsuit to follow, since Team Pampers refuses to pay royalties to any artist whose music they choose to use at any given time, and they likely owe a ton of money to artists like Carpenter, Neil Young, the Rolling Stones, and the estate of Isaac Hayes, to name a few.

And a lawsuit might actually force Team Pampers to finally face the music.


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