This week in GOP stupidity

 When is President Pampers finally going to get the message?

For the 2nd time in as many weeks, a grand jury in Virginia refused to re-indict NY Attorney General Letitia James after the initial indictments illegally brought by telegenic airhead Lindsey Halligan were tossed out two weeks ago. The statute of limitations has run out on indictments against former FBI Director James Comey, but Dumb Bondi and the Dept. of Injustice seem to think they can try again.

Uh, about that. Do us all a favor, and pound sand where you can find it.

Kristi Gnoem and the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity are having a herd of cows because a judge ordered them to release Kilmer Albrego-Garcia on Thursday. Look. You jobronies illegally detained him to start with without due process of the law, just because Donnie Diapers' consigliere, Stephen Miller, wants people like Albrego-Garcia gone on his say-so. That's not his call to make.

And, the sooner enough people come to that realization, the sooner Miller is brought before Congress to explain his xenophobic obsessions.

In Indiana on Thursday, the Hoosier state's government chose not to pander to Orange Narcissus' demand for redistricting, which led to predictable backlash from Dumb Donald II, Just Dumb Vance, and others. 

Brian Tyler Cohen explains:

I swear, if he could get away with it, Donnie Diapers would ban Alec Baldwin's "Boss Baby" movies from ever being seen again because they offend him so much. Deal with it.

Meanwhile, in Washington, the president's personal airhead, Karolame Leavitt, is trying to advance the false notion that inflation is going down, when it is just the opposite, and everyone can see right through the lies. She claims Donnie understands. No, he doesn't. He has affluenza, and wouldn't have clue one about low-to-middle class families who are legitimately struggling.

Oh, I know. Karolame wouldn't know how to spell affluenza even if you spotted her the a.

The ideal press secretary for a narcissist.

And, then, there is the small matter of the US, at the command of Donnie Diapers, seizing oil tankers from Venezuela, as a means of bullying Nicholas Maduro into stepping down. Like, I thought Maduro would be the kind of leader Mango Machismo would want to admire, but I guess they don't get along after all.

Yo, Melania. There's still time to board Air Force Done.......