Today in GOP stupidity

 Donald Trump won't let go of 2020, specifically, his election loss to Joe Biden.

A normal person would've just accepted what happened, and moved on. Because of how he was mentored by his late father, Fred, and the late attorney, Roy Cohn, Trump is incapable of this. Instead, it eats at him, even though he's back in the White House. He just doesn't know how to put it behind him.

Consider, then, a recent raid in Fulton County, Georgia, supervised by the head of the office of national incompetence, Tulsi Gabbard. Five-plus years later, Trump still wants proof that doesn't exist that he was somehow screwed in 2020. You can't make him understand that the more he complains publicly about it, the worse it's going to be for him in the public eye.

As Farron Cousins explains, the chances of any vindictive prosecution coming out of this are just like the proof he seeks. Mythical.

Comedian Ron White was right. You can't fix stupid.

Meanwhile, House Speaker Mike Johnson thinks he knows more about the Bible than Pope Leo.

Yeah, and chickens have lips.

Misreading scripture on purpose to get his point across, Johnson is claiming that the borders of this country, specifically, are Biblical in nature.

At least a fictional character like Bart Simpson, for example, has been depicted attending services at church. When was the last time you took communion, Mike? At a Cajun revival meeting?

There is dumb, and then, there is Mike Johnson.

Turning Point USA has finalized its lineup for Sunday's "All American Halftime Show", running opposite the Super Bowl halftime program headlined by Bad Bunny. Washed up rap-rocker Kid Rock gets the headline spot for the show, which will air on Sinclair owned channels such as Charge. Figure this will be the least watched cable program in certain parts of the country come Sunday night.

Which is why this falls under, "why are they even bothering?". Because they're too stupid to realize that Puerto Rico-born Bad Bunny is an American citizen. It's been nearly 20 years since Kid Rock's last hit record, and then, he'd sampled classic Lynrd Skynrd.

Sinclair Broadcasting may want a refund.