Friday, June 12, 2020

Dunce Cap Award: Larry Kudlow and Universal Studios executives

Former CNBC host Larry Kudlow, now a sycophant for President Trump as a member of his Cabinet of Clowns, went on Fox News yesterday, and claimed there wouldn't be a second wave of coronavirus.

Uh, Larry, that horse already left the barn in the southern half of the country


                                 "Duhhhh, what was he thinking?"

Your guess is as good as mine, Dimwit. As I noted earlier today, COVID-19 cases have spiked anew in Florida, South Carolina, Arizona, & Texas, and with Trump planning a rally in Tulsa next week, that would be another new wave.

The Trump strategy, it seems, is to con prospective voters into thinking everything's okay. As noted earlier, Trump wants attendees in Tulsa to sign a waiver that would prevent them from suing Trump if they get sick.

Apparently, to be appointed by Trump, you have to give up all of your brain cells, not just a portion. He wants to take away your dignity, too.

Enjoy the Dunce Cap, Larry.
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"The King of Staten Island", a semi-autobiographical comedy drama starring Pete Davidson (Saturday Night Live), became available On Demand today. It's been advertised to debut online in commercials for weeks.

Unfortunately, some suits at Universal made a mistake, and promised the movie to some drive-ins.


                           "They weren't paying attention to their own promos?"

Exactly. The drive-ins had to pull "King" at the last minute from Thursday screenings, leaving some movie-goers upset, as apparently, they didn't pay attention, either. I've seen the commercial, and it clearly says that it was to be available On Demand, not in theatres.

Take heart, folks. It'll be out on DVD before the end of the summer. The Universal suits will have their Dunce Caps before then.

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