Wednesday, October 26, 2022

You can call him a turtle. You can call him Pruneface. Mitch McConnell is like a wise owl compared to a man-baby

 Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, aka Senator Pruneface to regular readers of this blog, may not be a beloved figure outside of Blue Grass Country, but in comparison to a certain bloviating baby, he's like the wise old owl that taught kids how to eat Tootsie Pops back in the day.

You see, Donald Trump endorsed Senate candidate Kelly Tshibaka in Alaska over incumbent Lisa Murkowski, whose only crime was voting in favor of impeaching the oldest baby in America, and McConnell is throwing his support behind the veteran Murkowski with less than 2 weeks before the mid-term elections.


Trump claimed on Truth Social that McConnell was censured by the state legislature in Alaska. I don't know if that's even possible. Trump would rather the money McConnell has invested in Murkowski be used for Arizona Senate candidate Blake Masters. Trump can't go a day without whining about something in order to keep his base inflamed like he supposedly is, but going after McConnell again is a big mistake.


"WAAAAH! The old crow isn't supporting my candidate. WAAAAHHH!"

Maybe it's because McConnell knows something you don't, Diaper Don. You can pout, whine, cry, complain, etc., all you want, but the fact of the matter is that this whining is meant to distract your base from your own myriad of legal issues.

Let's say McConnell decided it was time for him to run for President in 2024. I certainly think he'd take the nomination, because, by then, Diaper Don, you'd be an afterthought, wrapped in a straitjacket in a padded cell, and if you ran against him for said nomination, you'd definitely lose the southern states you won in 2016 & 2020.

The message is this. McConnell is trying to help the GOP win back the House. Trump and his acolytes have no place in Congress, and if there's a civil war, it'll be within the GOP itself, especially if Diaper Don goes ahead with the rumor of nominating an airhead as Vice President in 2024, namely Empty-G. And the more Trumplicans that fail in 2 weeks, the more we're getting this:


Serves them right.

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