Wednesday, January 4, 2023

How desert heat makes candidates look dumb: Another Arizona loser wants another recount

 This is the legacy of Donald John Pecos Bill Trump. If you get spanked at the polls, make sure you get as many recounts as possible.

While former news anchor, certified lunatic, and failed candidate for governor Kari Lake is commuting back and forth between Arizona and Mar-a-Lame-O (care to guess where she stays while there?), Dishonest Abe Hamadeh is still disputing the fact he got spanked two months ago, and wants another recount of the Attorney General's race. Democrat Kris Mayes won fair & square, but Hamadork doesn't want to hear it.

"It's simple. If a judge allows us to inspect and count the ballots---we win.", Hamadork told media outlets such as MSN. That's not how it works, dumbass.

We made an inquiry with a well known denizen of the desert:


"They say that if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. However, that does not apply on election day."

And, now, we present the face of another delusional desert loser:


Photo courtesy MSN.

I recommend a therapy session with Dr. Phil, plus shock treatments, three times a week, until you admit you lost.

Now that Arizona has a Democratic governor, maybe this nonsense will finally be put to rest. We think.

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