Thursday, May 14, 2020

Weasels of The Week: Jack Burkman & Jacob Wohl

This week's Weasels are a pair of conservative dirtbags who are also conspiracy theorists and, well, internet trolls.

Jack Burkman is the host of the podcast, Behind The Curtain. He & his partner in stupidity, Jacob Wohl, have repeatedly bribed people in an attempt to discredit people from former presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren to prosecutor Robert Mueller to Dr. Anthony Fauci.

As Ring of Fire's Farron Cousins shares, these two clowns deserve to be in a rubber room after their latest scam went south.



Yep, the Weasels are in the tank for President Trump. Mentally ill? Questionable. Any enemy of Trump and/or his legion of dittoheads is fair game to them. And these fools are like the mythical Hydra. Take out one or two heads, three more take their place. They don't deserve Dunce Caps, by the way. They were born stupid.

8 comments:

Silverstar said...

The Trumpanzees' notion of "culling the herd" is perfectly sound, as long as they and theirs aren't the ones being culled. Problem with that is, viruses don't care who you voted for or what side of the aisle you're on.

It's sad, really; Dolt 45 has turned the Republican Party into a deranged death cult. Lying, cheating, stealing, making stuff up to smear their opponents...it's all good as long as they stay in power. As long as they have theirs, the rest of humanity be damned. They're like real-life versions of the Really Rottens from Laff-A-Lympics. Even when I didn't agree with their policies (which was often), I could still respect most of them as human beings. Nowadays, they've become just as unhinged and immoral as they are dangerous; what keeps us safe is that many of them (like these 2 chuckleheads) are just as incompetent as they are corrupt.

Unknown said...

Just shut up you utter lemming moron.

hobbyfan said...

The Trumpets are wasting their money trying to bribe people to lie for them because they're too chicken to go on camera themselves on national television, knowing they're going to be virtually lynched by America for spewing garbage.

Silverstar said...

@Unknown chicken who likes to be a troll, but is completely feckless at it and clearly lacks the cojones to own what spills from his noise-hole: Taking you on in a battle of wits is like fighting an unarmed man. Everyone has something to bring to a discussion, and what you should bring is silence.

Goldstar said...

@Unknown: It's not the mirror's fault that the reflection is ugly.

The fact that you didn't want to be identified shows that even *you* know your post is as useless as pockets on an undershirt. If you're such a proud, Trump loving Republican, why are you hiding in the shadows?

Goldstar said...

For all of the people who want to defend Trump, here's some food for thought:

Diarrhea Mouth gets himself tested for COVID-19 at least weekly, yet he wants YOU to go back to work untested and die so that the economy will be restored. The economy is what's important to Commander Clorox, not you. Just think about that the next time you speak in Trump's defense.

Mango Unchained can go suck on a railroad spike, and his hateful cult followers can do likewise.

Goldstar said...

I promise that I'm done now, hobbyfan. I just had to get that off of my chest.

hobbyfan said...

Trump is the poster child for short attention span in adults. He hears something, thinks it means something, and goes with it, ignorant of the rest of the story.

BTW, Goldstar, I thought calling Trump "Commander Clorox" was pretty funny. He shouldn't just be tested for COVID-19, but also to prove his sanity.