Saturday, April 23, 2022

Dunce Cap Award: Care to take a guess?

 Georgia Misrepresentative Marjorie Taylor Greene, aka Empty-G, aka the Dumb Dora of Washington, went before a judge in the Peach State on Friday to try to keep herself on the ballot for re-election, as it's being challenged because of a violation of the 14th amendment to the Constitution.

Essentially, Empty-G resorted to the Roger Clemens defense, misremembering a lot of details, despite video evidence to the contrary. Her defense lawyer was no help. Ben Matlock, he wasn't. However, as Farron Cousins explains, Empty-G could still win thanks to a sympathetic judge....


At the least, Empty-G can get nailed for perjury for lying under oath so many times, if she does get disqualified from holding public office again, she can audition for a remake of "Pinocchio". For the perjury, and also for hiring a moronic lawyer, taking a page out of the Donald Trump playbook of hiring graduates from the Three Stooges Law School, Marjorie Taylor Greene picks up another Dunce Cap.

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