Saturday, April 16, 2022

Memo to Republicans: Stop letting a man-baby dictate your future!!

 America's Oldest Baby is making his presence felt, for better or worse, in Georgia.

Donald Trump wants Georgia Governor Brian Kemp out of office, and has anointed former Senator David Perdue to be Kemp's replacement. The problem, as Farron Cousins points out, is that, like most GOP candidates endorsed by Citizen Pampers, Perdue is trailing in the polls.

Worse, Trump, who has more money in his PAC than the GOP & Democrats combined, is only spending money on an attack ad against Kemp.


You can imagine the rationale of a 75 year old man-child:


"WWWWAAAAAHHH!! Kemp wouldn't do what I wanted, so he's gotta go! WAAAAH!!"

The reason many candidates are failing after being endorsed by Trump is because the former president remains a toxic, polarizing figure, who won't share his money. He thinks his endorsement should be good enough, but, in truth, it is, in many cases, the kiss of death.

We spoke with a prominent philanthropist:


"Och! Donnie has never grown up. He still thinks the world owes him a living!"

Certainly seems that way. The division in the GOP will open the door for Democrat Stacey Abrams, who was screwed out of the governor's mansion four years ago by Kemp. Even if Kemp sends Perdue back to the chicken farm, he might not survive a rematch with Abrams. And it will all be the fault of a petty, vindictive man-child who, as Mr. McDuck opines, never grew up.

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