Friday, June 16, 2023

This is not how you respond to an indictment. Ever.

 Tuesday, Donald John Narcissus Trump, having been indicted on 37 counts, including violations of the Espionage Act, stopped at a Miami restaurant in the city's Little Havana section, and tried to con customers there into thinking he'd pay for their meals. Of course, he split, and headed for the airport so he could go back to his other hideaway in New Jersey to whine and cry like the spoiled child he is.

And whine, he did. False accusations leveled at President Biden and his family, and prosecutor Jack Smith (no relation to the former host of You Asked For It). Constantly claiming he's innocent when he's anything but.


"WAAAAHHHHH!! I did nothing wrong! WAAAAHHHHH!"

Stop lying. The Feds have you dead to rights, even if Judge Aileen "Shot From a" Cannon tries to skirt the law in your favor, which won't happen. The minute she makes a mistake, she's off the case. Count on it.

Trump's ambulance chasers, including Christina Bobbs-Her-Hair and Alina Habba-Dabba-Doo, have tried to gaslight television audiences about the Espionage Act and the Presidential Records Act in an effort to justify Citizen Pampers refusing to turn over all of his records once he left office in 2021. They're catering to this man-child's elementary school level mindset that he's entitled to those records. He's not. I'd be willing to bet he always had someone do his homework for him back in the day.

Now, allies of the oldest baby in America are demanding all of Trump's primary challengers promise to pardon him if they win the election.

Seriously? The Republican Party needs to distance itself from Trump yesterday.

Trump shouldn't be pardoned at all. All these years of being pampered and protected because of his wealth and his family name gets put aside now, because he went too far over the line.

Put it another way. School bullies grow out of that phase, and eventually become respectable citizens when they get jobs. Trump just turned 77 earlier this week. Next year at this time, he'll be running the risk spending his birthday in a giant playpen with rubber walls, if you get my drift, and we'll still get this:


Let that be your epitaph, Diaper Don.

2 comments:

Mike Doran said...

In a Nero Wolfe story, Wolfe says this to an overly impulsive client:
" No, madam, you invited it, and you have it."
For all his public life - dating back to the late '70s and early '80s - Donald Trump has invited it; in fact,he has embraced it - "it" being the notoriety that comes with publically showing off.
If you're in the business world, or in show business, that's harmless enough; the only harm you're doing is to yourself (and to your own immediate family).
But politics - especially national and international politics - and especially in the 21st century, with its increasing volatility - double-extra-large egomania is one explosive element too many.
Donald Trump is in the history of the USA for all time - we will never be rid of him.
And the enablers who've been propping up his empty suit all this time - we won't be rid of them either.
If these are my Golden Years - well, it sure seems like Crypto to me ...

hobbyfan said...

While he's aged physically, mentally is another story altogether.