Friday, October 9, 2020

The Postal Service fights back!

 The United States Postal Service is weathering the storm of sabotage under its new Postmaster General, Louis DeJoyless, under the command of President Donald Trump. Trump, in turn, is trying to scam the public into thinking there is voter fraud as a means of discouraging voting by mail ahead of the November 3 election. Even though Trump's claims have been debunked over and over again as being products of his warped imagination, borne out of paranoia that he'll lose his bid for re-election, he persists with these lies, not realizing that the voters outside his brainwashed base aren't falling for this particular con.

To that end, the USPS called on actor Wayne Knight, best remembered as rogue mailman Newman from Seinfeld (his resume also includes "Space Jam", "Jurassic Park", and 3rd Rock From The Sun), to fire back at Trump & DeJoyless.


The only real reason the mail would be slow this time of year would be inexperienced personnel, under normal circumstances, but Trump has made things worse.

Bellevue awaits Mr. Trump, come January.

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