Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Here a liar, there a liar.........

 When the Republican-majority House of Representatives opens the 2023 session next week, NY Rep.-elect George Santos shouldn't be seated.

Santos, you see, lied his way to the House in last month's election, falsely claiming to have graduated from Baruch College, which has no record of him doing so, and also claiming to have worked at CitiGroup and Goldman Sachs in NYC, neither of which can confirm having employed this modern day Pinocchio, either. He's also misled people about his religion, sexual orientation, etc., as an elaborate con, the likes of which would make Citizen Pampers jealous (and, don't worry, we'll get to the Sultan of Spray Tan shortly). Depending on who you talk to, and Santos was grilled by Tulsi Gabbard on Fox No News, it seems he's told so many lies that he's forgotten what the truth is.

Fittingly, CBS is launching a series based on the 90's Arnold Schwarzenegger/Jamie Lee Curtis farce, "True Lies", next month. We recommend Santos pay attention to how long that lasts.

As for the Archduke of Affluenza, he's still claiming immunity, even though that ship sailed long after he left the White House. Yeah, he's allergic to prison. Farron Cousins explains.


Yes, the marks will buy into Trump's persistent lies, and if that's a benchmark, then the marks in NYC will do the same for Santos. He'd better pray he doesn't get into a debate with Alex From The Block, who would just flat destroy him on the House floor.

Out in the desert, Kari Lake is still in denial over losing her bid for the Governor's mansion in Arizona last month. A two-day trial last week, in which a judge had reduced the number of complaints from 10 down to 2,  ended with the judge dismissing the lawsuit. Naturally, Empty Lake is planning to appeal, even though Governor-elect Katie Hobbs is to be sworn in next week. This is the price she pays for using Citizen Pampers' playbook. Like others who have knelt at the Altar of Affluenza, Kari sacrificed her career. That's all that needs be said. Maybe she should go into therapy before she ends up like Rudy Goofiani and Prince Pillow (Mike Lindell), both of whom have lost their minds.

Lake, oh, by the way, is appealing the judge's ruling, but it's a waste of time.


2 comments:

Lawrence said...

The Nassau County DA, State and Federal prosecutors are looking at Santos for both charity fraud and election finance fraud. He might see the inside of a jail before he sees the inside of The Capitol.

hobbyfan said...

He's supposed to be seated on Tuesday. How fast can they slam the door on him?