Monday, March 22, 2021

Guess who wants to start a social media network?

 Four and a half months after America determined he was no longer the President, two and a half months after the Legion of The Brainwashed stormed the Capitol in an attempt to overturn the election by force, Donald Trump is not only clinging desperately to his warped belief that the election was stolen, and that then-Vice President Mike Pence should've gone back and reversed the results. Pence didn't have the authority to do that, but try explaining it to a 74 year old baby.


"WAAAHHH! I should be in Washington! WAAAHHH!"

Trump appeared via telephone with Fox Shmooze's Harris Faulkner. During that conversation, Trump told Faulkner that he was planning to---get this---start his own social media network, in answer to Twitter, since he was ejected from that platform in January, and Facebook.

Faulkner didn't do viewers any favors by incorrectly stating that the current head of Homeland Security had resigned after 6 weeks on the job. She corrected herself a few seconds later, which, of course, didn't make America's Oldest Baby too happy.


"You lied on national television! WAAAHHHHH!"

Farron Cousins said earlier he believes that like most of Trump's other self-serving franchises, such as his casinos and short-lived airline, his platform will flatline, citing the fact that Parler, which was created as a conservative alternative to Twitter, is failing.

But with prosecutors in New York preparing to take Trump to court, it may not matter. If Trump and/or his adult offspring end up in jail, stick a fork in that social media platform. I still think he has a better chance of living out his sunset years in a padded cell.

2 comments:

Goldstar said...

Orange Foolius is trying to desperately to stay relevant. And yeah, this platform (assuming that he actually goes through with it) will fold in about four to six months. Sure, the President Reject will have a platform to vent his frustrations, but he's no longer POTUS. He has zero power. He's now just another bitter old racist yelling at the clouds. Unless you're a cultist who wants to hear Chump's greatest hits, there'll be no reason to visit this social media platform.

hobbyfan said...

He's also trying to avoid going to jail, but if he does go, there goes the platform, because it'll collapse faster under Stupid-E and Dumb Donald II.

BTW, I just found the perfect song for Trump......