Friday, March 31, 2023

Dunce Cap Award: Matt Gaetz (and friends)

 What is it with Republicans that they have to insist on lying to justify their decisions?

Take, for example, Florida Misrepresentative Matt "Rusty" Gaetz, who recently hired a man, Derrick Miller, to be an adviser on military matters. Miller did time for murder while serving in Afghanistan, but Gaetz, whose tiny brain can't comprehend that, is claiming Miller was railroaded. Never mind the fact that Miller was paroled, and spent some time as an assistant to Screwy Louie Gohmert of Texas.

Farron Cousins explains why Gaetz made this boneheaded decision.


Well, we already know Gaetz is a pandering twit, gaslighting the veterans living in his district to sell them on his hiring Miller. The fibs his office issued in a statement, read above by Farron, illustrate just how stupid Gaetz is, along with his staff and his gullible base.

You know what Gaetz gets for this:


We can't have them made in the shape of beanies, otherwise it'd be a perfect fit. And, yeah, his flacks get Dunce Caps, too.

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