Monday, March 6, 2023

Here's a committee that needs to be shut down

 We know that the GOPers are obsessed with finding dirt any way they can on the Biden administration, all in service to Diaper Donald Trump.

So what happens when Fibber Jordan, head of the House Judiciary Committee, brings in three FBI agents to offer a jaundiced view of the 1/6/21 insurrection? In the words of a 80's philosopher, one Gordon Shumway, "utter chaos".

As Farron Cousins will explain, Trump ally "Counterfeit" Kash Patel paid two of the agents off to help further Fibber Jordan's agenda, and that spells trouble. For Jordan.


In other words, the agents compromised their standing, past or present, in the FBI by accepting bribes from Patel, who of course was doing the bidding of the Oldest Baby in America. That the agents also dabbled in pathetic conspiracy theories only makes them look even worse.

Instead of foisting Weasel ears or Dunce Caps on these clowns, I recommending locking them in a room, along with Patel, Jordan, and any other GOPer stupid enough to buy into the long debunked conspiracy garbage, strapped to chairs, and forced to binge-watch every season of FBI, including Quinn Martin's seminal procedural from the 60's & 70's. And, yeah, if Diaper Don gets out of line, we'll see if we can find room for him in that same room.

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