Thursday, April 9, 2020

Weasel of The Week: Brian Borruso

It's never a good idea to pursue litigation two years after an incident in which you believe you were injured.

Brian Borruso is finding that out right now.

You see, Borruso filed a frivolous lawsuit against reigning Masters champ Tiger Woods and his caddie because two years ago, said caddie pushed Borruso down---Borruso says it was intentional, causing injury---when Borruso was preparing to take a selfie with Woods in the background.

So why wait until now to file the suit and get TV time with TMZ? Because this guy's an idiot.

Luckily, the incident was captured on video.



The caddie was trying to clear some space for his employer. Borruso wanted to call attention to himself, which is what he's doing with the lawsuit. Borruso was told at least a couple of times to move out of the way, and, from this desk, it appears that he did the golf equivalent of flopping, which they've outlawed in hockey (under embellishment) and basketball.

Borruso is claiming physical disfigurement, among other things. Since we can't see him, we can't get a gauge on whether or not there is some truth to this, or that he is, in fact, embellishing his story in hopes of a big payday.

Guess what? Not happening. This will get tossed out of every available courtroom. Borruso gets both the Weasel ears and a Dunce Cap for this pathetic attempt at attention.

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