Monday, August 22, 2022

Dunce Cap Award: Alina Habba

 This was too easy.

Alina Habba (Dabba-Doo), a miscast attorney representing Citizen Pecos Pampers (Donald Trump, of course) decided to go on Newsnacks to whine about the FBI visit to Mar-a-Lago, which, as I write, took place two weeks ago. However, she proves once again why not even other lawyers representing the Archduke of Affluenza trust her. Farron Cousins explains.


The reason I say she's miscast is because she has no experience in the kind of cases Fraud Fauntleroy has to deal with. None. Nada. Nil. Once he tires of her incompetence, he'll throw her under the nearest bus, unless she does it first, which I doubt will happen.

That said, Alina gets the Dunce Cap for even raising the issue of forcing the revelation of the FBI agents who were at Mar-a-Lago, putting them in danger. You're out of your depth, Alina. Wake up and realize that, then tender your resignation from the Trump Twilight Zone, and go back to law school.

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