Friday, February 5, 2021

Dunce Cap Award: Eric Trump

 Friends, we have another example of people being stupid.

Take, for example, Eric "Stupid-E" Trump, 36, who proves time and again that he's never been the smartest guy in the room. Any room.

Stupid-E went on Spam Hannity's Fox Shmooze yack-fest the other night, trying to claim his father was "the most beloved President in history". Barf me out!

"He doesn't read the news, does he?"

Nope. Takes his father's delusional rantings as gospel. Donald Trump's approval rating was plunging faster than usual before the end of his administration last month, and Stupid-E thinks people love his dad?  Apparently, the only ones who do are the tin-foil hat crowd, and they're not exactly brain surgeons, either.

And speaking of those conspiracy nuts, the newest delusion is that Trump is secretly still President and holding executions on the White House lawn. This is the product of some doctored video by some dork with no life that the QAnon crowd is buying as truth. Hate to break it to these morons, but America's Oldest Baby is currently holed up at Mar-a-Lago in Florida.

"They don't know the truth, do they?"

No, they don't, and they don't want it. Their loss, as usual. This is what 5 years of lies from the Trump family has wrought.

Stupid-E, more so than the conspiracy idiots, gets the Dunce Cap this week. Something tells me he and older brother Dumb Donald II had lobotomies when daddy announced his candidacy.

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