Sunday, April 11, 2021

America's Oldest Baby is at it again

 Some people will never learn.

Former president Donald Trump is one of those people.

On Saturday, Citizen Pampers threw Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and his wife, former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, under the bus, claiming that the former didn't do enough to help him in the 2nd impeachment trial in February. I mean, like, dude, you were acquitted, and that was a foregone conclusion. Be happy with that, although I'm not so sure the marks (GOP donors) you brought to Mar-a-Lago Saturday night can put up with your lack of acceptance of reality for much longer.


"WAAAHHHH!!! I helped you keep your Senate seat, and you couldn't do anything for me? WAAAHHH!"

Actually, Trump is lying, as usual. McConnell had already established his reputation in Kentucky, and needed no help in getting re-elected in November. All Citizen Pampers is trying to do is take credit for someone else's success, as usual, because he wants the spotlight on him, no matter what. Being a career misogynist and a lifetime Weasel, he ridiculed Mrs. McConnell's looks for no other reason than, well, because he thinks he can get away with it.

Ignorant of the fact that his endorsement usually means the kiss of death for GOPers running for office, Trump has sworn that he'll help the GOP win back control of the Senate next year in the mid-term elections. He's also ignorant of the fact that by the time November 2022 comes around, he could be in no position to do anything, if the cases against him in New York go to trial. There's a better chance of him being sent to Bellevue (because he's not all there) than to Federal prison, largely because of his age. His psychological need for the spotlight has gotten him in more trouble than he'd care to admit, and his lawyers are still fighting to keep his tax records from being given to Congressional committees, even though that is a lost cause.

And we won't even talk about his Mini-Me in Florida. That's for another day.

Trump adds another pair of Weasel ears to his growing collection.

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