Monday, September 13, 2021

If you're picking fights on Twitter, and keep getting smacked down.......

 You might be Ted Cruz.

Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for adapting his redneck jokes, but it fits.

Cruz, the dimwitted Senator from Texas, got into another social media war last week, this time with actor-comedian and Caesars SportsBook pitchman Patton Oswalt (ex-The King of Queens, Happy!, Marvel's Agents of SHIELD) after Oswalt had to cancel a club date due to---what else?---COVID concerns.

Now, you'd think that after getting routinely flamed on Twitter by Jimmy Kimmel and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Cruz would find something better to do with his time than pick fights he can't win. Unfortunately, he's cribbing from the Donald Trump playbook, and failing.

Farron Cousins explains:


Apparently, Cruz thinks he's a Timex watch. He keeps taking licking on Twitter, and keeps on ticking.

Of course, the next time we hear from Cruz, it's probably after AOC's smacked him down again......!

2 comments:

Silverstar said...

Ted Can-Cruz is about as successful at comedy as Wile E. Coyote is successful at catching roadrunners. You'd think he and his cabal of jerkwards would've learned by now that two people you don't get into Twitter beefs with are professional comedians and AOC. Comics are quick-witted by nature and crack wise for a living; Cruz and hate-mongering nitwits like him aren't funny because comedy requires intelligence and empathy, qualities Ted Crud and his ilk are sorely lacking. Punching down isn't funny.

BTW Ted, your "impressions" of Simpsons characters suck. Just reading the lines doesn't equal an impression. People are laughing, but it's at you not with you.

hobbyfan said...

Cruz is desperate for attention, just like the rest of the GOPer jerkweeds.

And speaking of AOC, she's catching flak from actor Michael Rapaport AND Empty-G regarding the dress she wore at the Met Gala over the weekend. Empty-G is jealous because AOC is SO hot, and Rapaport is a sell-out to the GOPers.