Monday, July 12, 2021

Dunce Cap Award: Mike Lindell

 If there wasn't already enough proof that MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell either fell off the wagon, or got hold of some of Dumb Donald II's secret cocaine stash, Lindell now claims that people being vaccinated for COVID-19 are getting the Biblical mark of the beast from The Book of Revelation. No, they're not, dumbass.

Farron Cousins explains:

Anyone that's ever studied Revelation knows what the mark of the beast is, and it has nothing to do with vaccines. Of course, Whinedell is tying this to his earlier false declaration of former president Donald Trump being reinstated come Friday the 13th next month. Yeah, sure, tell us another tall tale.

There's no legal precedent that allows for Citizen Pampers to return to the White House after he was beaten like a rented goalie last November at the polls (apologies to Keith Olbermann). Whinedell's been too long away from a Bible to remember what actually happens in Revelation.

They say if you lie with dogs, you're bound to get fleas. If that dog is Donald Trump, you're bound to get one of these, too:

Enough said.

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