In The Wizard of Oz, the Scarecrow lamented that he didn't have a brain.
Rudy Goofiani gave his brains up, and now, he's paying a steep price.
On Wednesday, Goofiani had his law license suspended in Washington, DC, pending the resolution of his case in New York, which was the first to suspend the former mayor of New York and US Attorney General last month.
The backlash was swift. Son Andrew finished dead last in a GOP straw poll just days later, killing his chances to run for governor. Like his father, the younger Goofiani suffered from guilt by association with Donald Trump, serving in the former president's administration, another nepotism-fueled patronage job as a favor to the elder Goofiani.
Unsurprisingly, Rudy Goofiani played the victim card, calling the Washington ruling a disgrace.
No, Rudy, you're the disgrace. You fell for the con right along with everyone else in Citizen Pampers' orbit, and now, you're suffering the consequences. It's just a matter of time before more states suspend your license, or outright disbar you, and the latter, really, should be a mere formality at this point.
Time and Trump have eroded your mind to the point where an X-ray would reveal what few brain cells you have left have been reduced to mush. If Gerber made meals for seniors the way they do baby food, we'd recommend that to you.
And if you thought Citizen Pampers would actually pay his bill to you, then you don't know him as well as you thought you did. Bellevue will take good care of you, though......