Monday, July 19, 2021

If you get butt-hurt, sue. It's the Repugnant Way in 2021

 By now, I'm sure you've heard that disgraced ex-Fox Shmooze yakker Bill O'Reilly is planning to go on a speaking tour with America's Oldest Baby, Donald Trump, starting this winter.

We're not even five months away from the start of the tour, and O'Reilly is threatening to sue media outlets such as Politico for reporting that ticket sales are not what he & Citizen Pampers claim it is. Depending on which old fart you listen to, they claim to have sold anywhere from $5-7 million in tickets. Politico says no, you haven't.

Farron Cousins explains:

Imagine if Beavis & Butt-Head were actually real people, grew up, and registered as Repugnants. There ya go.

And while we're on the subject of GOPer litigation, DoorMatt Gaetz is threatening to do the same, playing the victim card because he & Empty-G were denied three times to hold indoor rallies in Southern California, which is famous for its traditional smog. They don't need any additional artificial smog coming from those two morons.

None of those lawsuits will get very far. Trust me.

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